sic itur ad astra

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

billthesetite:

mechanicbird:

rats808:

a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

Ok, this was funnier than it has any right to be.

me walkin in

like what up

-THUMP-

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buggerygrips:

nagayeva:

Do we really have to take this?

A friend of mine was moving from her apartment. She asked me to look after some of her things. I agreed and not too long after she asked if her daughter Frances can come pick it up. I agreed and she came over with her boyfriend, who was also the father of her baby. I helped them carry the stuff down to the car, and during the whole visit exchanged possibly 10 words. 

Next day I received these texts. I had to created a fiancee I didn’t really have in order for him to stop.

I never told my friend what her daughter’s boyfriend did. Now they are expecting a second child, so as you all see, there was no break up. 

So Do we women really have to take this kind of attitude?

Do we have to invent things and people in order to be left alone.

I don’t want to have my titties banged.

I am not an easy lay.

I don’t deserve this.

Why do I go from being called “cute” “smart” and “pretty” in the beginning of the conversation, to “fatty” “bitch” and “ugly” in the end?

Reblog if you are against sexual harassment.

how do people like this actually exist what the fuck

The only thing that made him back off was the idea that you already had another man in your life.

luthienloveg00d:

catseatyourface:

This is what it’s like when a woman says something about misogyny and gets ignored, but then a man says a watered down version of what she said and gets heaped with praise.

THIS

(Source: roses-dont-last-forever)

freakydeakysunshine:

happppybeaver:

nothing-without-science:

High-speed photography of how the process of lighting a match happens. An extract from an episode of BBC programme - Chemistry: A Volatile History.

theres no match for this awesomness

get out

claudiagray:

Baby ducks, apparently imprinted on the wrong mama. Luckily, she’s okay with it. 

(Source: engagingspirk)

sinvraal:

persian-slipper:

anathemarmotqueen:

Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund

i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS.

I swear to god, I thought it was a photoshop at first.

Oh my Glob, it’s “the little cattle dog of the Vikings”. Not only is it a wolf corgi, but it’s a Viking wolf corgi.

VIKING WOLF CORGI

What is wrong with this guy?

(Source: michaeljoelcaboose)

FFFFFFFUCK ALL THE GRAPHS