Me *on wikipedia front page as dad and sister are leaving*: o m g, look at this booby!
dad: audrey, the front door is open
me: no, nazca boobys
me: it’s a bird!
dad: like they’re going to know that
me: omg, siblicide? “It is known for practicing obligate siblicide. The female lays two eggs, several days apart. If both eggs hatch, the elder chick will push its sibling out of the nest area.”
me: murdering boobys!
me: *walks to door* what you don’t want me to stick my head out the door and yell about murderous boobys?